Most of us disagree with almost anything Nigel Farage says. As a Paddy, I am totally pro-Europe. But despite this,…
DON’T WORRY – IT’S ONLY MONEY
One of the greatest pleasures in life (hang on Sir, don’t get your hopes up) is spending someone else’s money…
WHY THE WATER INDUSTRY IS IN THE SH**
Businesses are run to make a profit. Really? Sad but true. So, when Blessed Margaret decided to privatise the nationalised…
WHY I’M MOVING TO ORKNEY
‘You’ve never had it so good’, Prime Minister Harold Macmillan, told the British people in 1963. And they promptly told…
SIGNAGE A LA FRANÇAISE
To get you in the holiday mood, we’re off to la Belle France today. Picture the scene. You are driving…
ME AND CLARKSON: RESTAURATEURS AT HEART
Unlike many in the PR game (you know who you are), I don’t like to blow my own trumpet. However,…
THE ENABLERS: MEN IN BLACK
If you happen to be driving through the open countryside and happen to see a couple of characters with a…
WAR OF THE WOKINGS
That masterpiece of science fiction, The War of the Worlds, was written in Maybury, a pleasant village in the Borough of…
KIER STARMER: MEN IN TIGHTS
Mr Starmer’s latest pontification on the use of CPOs to ease the housing crisis (he’s on a hat trick after…
BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE HOMEOWNER
Have you ever sat in your back garden admiring the drainpipes? The way the foul sewer curves; the little weeds…
S***. The computer has fired me.
Will AI, which I always thought meant artificial insemination, take over the world as Elon Musk and others are warning?…
TOWARDS NET…ZERO HOUSING
There has been a lot of reading the tea leaves after the local election. Experts are popping up everywhere giving…