Most of us disagree with almost anything Nigel Farage says. As a Paddy, I am totally pro-Europe. But despite this, … More
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DON’T WORRY – IT’S ONLY MONEY
One of the greatest pleasures in life (hang on Sir, don’t get your hopes up) is spending someone else’s money … More
WHY THE WATER INDUSTRY IS IN THE SH**
Businesses are run to make a profit. Really? Sad but true. So, when Blessed Margaret decided to privatise the nationalised … More
WHY I’M MOVING TO ORKNEY
‘You’ve never had it so good’, Prime Minister Harold Macmillan, told the British people in 1963. And they promptly told … More
SIGNAGE A LA FRANÇAISE
To get you in the holiday mood, we’re off to la Belle France today. Picture the scene. You are driving … More
ME AND CLARKSON: RESTAURATEURS AT HEART
Unlike many in the PR game (you know who you are), I don’t like to blow my own trumpet. However, … More
THE ENABLERS: MEN IN BLACK
If you happen to be driving through the open countryside and happen to see a couple of characters with a … More
WAR OF THE WOKINGS
That masterpiece of science fiction, The War of the Worlds, was written in Maybury, a pleasant village in the Borough of … More
KIER STARMER: MEN IN TIGHTS
Mr Starmer’s latest pontification on the use of CPOs to ease the housing crisis (he’s on a hat trick after … More
BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE HOMEOWNER
Have you ever sat in your back garden admiring the drainpipes? The way the foul sewer curves; the little weeds … More
S***. The computer has fired me.
Will AI, which I always thought meant artificial insemination, take over the world as Elon Musk and others are warning? … More
TOWARDS NET…ZERO HOUSING
There has been a lot of reading the tea leaves after the local election. Experts are popping up everywhere giving … More